Friends, I am being haunted by the ghost of a bad dog. This ghost keeps getting me in trouble and I am tired of it. Yesterday he dug in the recycle bin and made a mess all over the floor. Last night he broke the one thing in the world my dads loves almost as much as me, the coffee pot. So friends here is my side of the story:
So, Dad was leaving me alone, again, to go do his laundry. I try to tell him every time that I am a great laundry dog. He refuses to listen, can you believe that? Anyway, he left and I was minding my own business in MY bed. The one that dad keeps under his desk so he can keep me close to help him think. Things were going smoothly when who shows up? That bad dog ghost, that’s who, comes to makes a mess and gets me in trouble.
He gets to work right away digging in the recycling and spreading it all over the floor. I tried to stop him but he just wouldn’t stop. When I thought I finally had him under control he then wants a cup of coffee. I told him that a bullmastiff does not need coffee. Did I mention he is bigger than me? That’s, why I can’t stop him. Yeah, yeah, that’s right that’s why I can’t stop him. Back to the story, he then got into the coffee pot that Dad left on the counter and knocked it on the floor.
Well friends, I don’t have to tell you that it broke. I was so upset that I hid in the corner until Dad got home. I was so nervous, as I usually am, when he began to pick up the recycling. He laughed and did his usual ugh to the mess. He tells me that he laughs because that bin doesn’t have anything I consider fun, he’s right. When he saw that the ghost had broken the coffee pot he was very mad. He made me go lay on my bed while he cleaned up the mess.
I tried telling him my story about how the bullmastiff ghost had done it. He did not believe me, at all. I was so upset that he did not trust me enough to listen to my story before I got punished. Friends, how do I catch this ghost in the act? Please I am sending out and S.O.S. beacon for help.
I am offering a reward for the capture of this ghost. Half a days kibble to anyone who helps me get out of trouble. Anyone with a spare get out of jail free card? This look can only get me so far.
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